Creeeeeeeepy
   
Who I pretend to be...
 
Who I am is not who I pretend to be or not to be c d e f g h I got a gal in Kalamazoo-bally -zoo-zoo-bally-zoom zoom zoom a loom I'm gonna zoom a zoom a zoom a loom is something Ghandi used everyday after day love turns gray like the skin of a dying man o meter maid in the shade of pale of water the lawn mower tell me mo-er does he have a fast car pool boy howdy it's hot in here you go again and again I tell you v w x y z.




 
Who I really am...
Burp.



 
Who I was in a past life
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
There came a rapping, gently tapping - tapping on my chamber door.
Was a frieking jerk selling magazines and nothing more.




 
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The Works of Edgar Allen Poe
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A. Scotty Hayward homepage
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Guide to Philosophy on the Internet
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